Ok, this one needs some explanation:

This past summer while job hunting in a plaza of shops, my imagination ran wild and I thought about how a certain group of Remnants would handle employment. Thus, I came up with this little comic called "Consumer Whores" (for those of you who've seen "Rejected", that's where the title comes from) where the SHM work in some of the stores in the plaza:

Kadaj is a cashier at American Eagle; I ALMOST ended up working there, so he shares my would-be apathy.
Yazoo is a sales associate at Victoria's Secret, happily selling and shopping for lingere.
Sephiroth scoops ice cream at Cold Stone Creamery and yes, he sings the ridiculous songs for tips too.
Loz stocks shelves at Sharper Image, a high-tech goods store. He doesn't quite understand how most of what he stocks works, but he does love teething on Rubiks Cubes!

Sadly, I was so busy with my OWN job, I didn't have time to continue the saga. I might later, though.

Kadaj, Yazoo, Sephiroth and Loz all belong to Square Enix.